magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

casneedsdean:

accidentallyfuckedurdad:

I C O N I C

hoooooly fucking shit

if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

highkeygay:

yoncevevo:

this is my favorite video

lil man was bout to go AWF