this just happened

(Source: joeseline, via clownload)

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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okaysizedbangtheory:

shit they are playing hardball now

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daywalkerindisguise:

mom im meeting my friends see you later bye

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versacebitch:

you know they dead

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fortressofself:

dude must be really late for school

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sofapizza:

ruinscape:

my kind of music

well i was in the wrong marching band

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panic-at-the-dildos:

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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